stats by fans
lovingly unnecessary statistics
Stat desks for people doing something worth counting, kept by the people watching. Not affiliated with anyone we count. Funny, never mean — the joke is the rigor, not the person.
the house rules
Everything comes from the subject’s own tape — their voice, their receipts, their captions. Nothing is guessed; where a thing can’t be sourced, the page says so instead. Every figure states what it was counted against. No ads, no selling anything. And every subject holds the off-switch: if they would rather a page did not exist, it comes down.
the desks
the mullet review deskOne man is eating at every Chinese buffet he can find until he gets food poisoning. We are keeping the book: every score, every dollar, every rangoon, every pause before he says the price.open the desk →More desks as more people do more things worth counting.
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